All of us have our own shit to carry

But most of us don't even know

Everyone throws their shit around

And let me tell you it shows

But I'd rather keep my shit to myself

Don't serve your shit

To other humans, maybe that helps

And we all have

Been in some predicaments

There were times when we noticed

The shit in which we stand

But did you hand it to someone else

Or did you eat it yourself?

Did you serve your shit to other people

(Ugh dont do that)

It smells

And just some times

Though you're allowed

To share your shit

Which is when you feel sad

About the shit you did

I really like those days

With sunny weather because

Them is the best days

To get my shit together

Most of the time though

I carry the shit of my dog

Because people say

Pick up after your dog

You fucking punk

If I don't

So I pick up my dogs shit

And throw it into their face

Then I walk away

And say eat shit yourself

So, some of you might

Think well he told us

Not to throw shit

At people right?

But that was dogsshit

And dogshit is totally

Fine just leave your own

Shit out of the equation

But I'd rather eat my shit alone

'Cause it smells and it's sticky

And it tastes a bit shitty

So I eat my own shit alone

Yes I eat my own shit alone

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