Pick your battles, son

Pick the ones you should have won

If you wanna go hide in the shed

Why don't you do that instead

Don't bang your head against the wall

Lift up your chin and man stand tall

Always be the better man

Let your mother make the plans

Life is hard, but death is worse

Always get your aggression in first

Only take what you really need

Make sure to come from depth at speed

Tackle low and you won't get hurt

Sew the buttons on the shirt

Let the weight of the axe do the work

And never trust a rotten Turk

Look after your lady wife

Make sure to love her all your life

Take care of your little bro

You know that he looks up to you so

Drive carefully in your car

A German one will take you far

Look after your lady wife

Make sure to love her all your life

Don't believe everything in those books you read

You only get one shot and then you're dead

And that's what he said