I took advice from a prostitute.

She said, don't be shy, you are cute.

Now get outside, and find romance.

Go to a club and ask a girl to dance.

Give it a go, and don't be scared.

If she says no, you shouldn't care.

Girls won't bite, at least not hard.

Have a good night, a brand new start.

The best 50 bucks I ever spent,

'cause that night I came then went.

The best 50 bucks I ever spent on you

('cause that's the night I came then went)

To a good show, had a great time.

Met some people, talked all night,

about stuff that didn't matter,

And how we'll get our shit together.

How everything is quite allright.

I met this girl at a punkrock show,

and in a whirl we gave it a go.

We had it on, formed a bond,

but not for long it all was done

So I went to another prostitute,

She said hey you, get your ass nude.

After you pay, I'll make your day.

One minute later she sent me away

The best 50 bucks I ever spent,

'cause that night I came then went.

The best 50 bucks I ever spent on you

('cause that's the night I came then went)

To a good show, had a great time.

Met some people, talked all night,

about stuff that didn't matter,

And how we'll get our shit together.

How everything is quite allright.