T-Lead:
Yo, this is Debugger FM live,
With your boy T-Lead, spinnin' tech jams.
Listen up, we got a caller on line one.
Caller, what's your issue?
Caller:
Hey, am I really live with T-Lead?
T-Lead:
Yeah, you’re live—what’s up?
Caller:
Man, it’s a mess!
My backlog’s stackin’, and the tickets won’t budge at all!
T-Lead:
Say less, I got the fix you need.
A fresh new banger for devs like you.
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We debug you!!
Chorus:
Hey, they want that click click (Click click),
That fix fix (Fix fix).
In their minds, they fantasize ‘bout closing it quick.
They’re hatin’ on me (Hatin’ on me),
They log a bug, bug (Bug, bug),
But it’s mine, and this grind, makes me lose it a bit.
They want that click click (Click click),
That fix fix (Fix fix).
In their minds, they fantasize ‘bout closing it quick.
They’re hatin’ on me (Hatin’ on me),
They log a bug, bug (Bug, bug),
But it’s mine, and this grind, makes me lose it a bit.
Verse 1:
I’m a full-stack guy from my home office (Ah-woo).
Zoom is where I reside, so managers, stop callin’ (Ah-woo).
And I know it’s just Sprint 18, and the backlog keeps ballin’ (Ah-woo).
And you see my Git commits droppin’,
Means I’m coding like a savage, like, like a savage, savage (Ah-woo).
I got tickets, bruh (Woo).
A backlog tower (Woo).
Code reviews, though (Woo).
They’re killin’ hours (Ah-woo).
So get it, dev team.
We Agile, but drowning in our tasks,
And I know what they ask:
Chorus:
Hey, they want that click click (Click click),
That fix fix (Fix fix).
In their minds, they fantasize ‘bout closing it quick.
They’re hatin’ on me (Hatin’ on me),
They log a bug, bug (Bug, bug),
But it’s mine, and this grind, makes me lose it a bit.
They want that click click (Click click),
That fix fix (Fix fix).
In their minds, they fantasize ‘bout closing it quick.
They’re hatin’ on me (Hatin’ on me),
They log a bug, bug (Bug, bug),
But it’s mine, and this grind, makes me lose it a bit.
Verse 2:
I’m the epitome of this dev frustration, got no clarity.
Feel my energy, so why’s PM hatin’ my velocity?
It's bug night, yeah, you’re right,
Said I’m the king, but my sprint’s in flight, flight (Ah-woo).
If you with it, dev,
Get it deployin’.
Code with me,
Ain’t no stoppin’.
So fix it, buddy.
We git push, pull requests on deck.
I know what they expect:
Chorus:
Hey, they want that click click (Click click),
That fix fix (Fix fix).
In their minds, they fantasize ‘bout closing it quick.
They’re hatin’ on me (Hatin’ on me),
They log a bug, bug (Bug, bug),
But it’s mine, and this grind, makes me lose it a bit.
They want that click click (Click click),
That fix fix (Fix fix).
In their minds, they fantasize ‘bout closing it quick.
They’re hatin’ on me (Hatin’ on me),
They log a bug, bug (Bug, bug),
But it’s mine, and this grind, makes me lose it a bit.
