[Verse

I sat down at the table

Night was looking fine

She smiled and passed the gravy

But then she gave a sign

[Verse 2

The smell it came a creeping

My senses under attack

That dinner went a running

Ain't no bringing it back

[Chorus

Oh she farted at dinner

Spoiled my appetite

Oh she farted at dinner

Ain’t no saving this night

[Verse 3

Roast was looking tender

Potatoes creamy and bright

But that cloud descended

Turned day into night

[Chorus

Oh she farted at dinner

Spoiled my appetite

Oh she farted at dinner

Gonna need to take flight

[Bridge

Baby had good manners

But slipped just this once

Now all I remember

Is that unfortunate gas