[Verse
I sat down at the table
Night was looking fine
She smiled and passed the gravy
But then she gave a sign
[Verse 2
The smell it came a creeping
My senses under attack
That dinner went a running
Ain't no bringing it back
[Chorus
Oh she farted at dinner
Spoiled my appetite
Oh she farted at dinner
Ain’t no saving this night
[Verse 3
Roast was looking tender
Potatoes creamy and bright
But that cloud descended
Turned day into night
[Chorus
Oh she farted at dinner
Spoiled my appetite
Oh she farted at dinner
Gonna need to take flight
[Bridge
Baby had good manners
But slipped just this once
Now all I remember
Is that unfortunate gas