Thank you, Lord

For the food before us and the hands that prepared it

Whoa

What the fuck happened to the turkey?

They must’ve had the turkey’s legs wrapped around their head

Maybe ate its asshole clean

Gobbled and licked 'till they lost their shit

At least that’s what it looks like to me

They must’ve been sucking and fucking the stuffing

Right out of the dead bird

Some people like to bone while they eat

At least that’s what I’ve heard

Ohh, mm mm

Ohh yeah, mm mm

Now mama's crying in the kitchen

Shittin’ out her ass

She said boy those coyotes must've been hungry

I said, \"sure, let’s go with that\"

They must’ve had the turkey’s legs wrapped around their head

Maybe ate its asshole clean

Gobbled and licked 'till they lost their shit

At least that’s what it looks like to me

They must’ve been sucking and fucking the stuffing

Right out of the dead bird

Some people like to bone while they eat

At least that’s what I’ve heard

There's people all fuckin' birds

At least that’s how it seems

Oh mama, rest in peace